Super Awesome Parenting Advice: Surviving The “Terrible Teen’s”
July 23rd, 2010 | 
Author: Kristi, Guest Writer, Live and Love…Out Loud (@TweetingMama)
Motherhood is a gift. Though extremely taxing, it’s one of the most rewarding experiences you’ll ever have. We spend years unconditionally loving, nurturing and encouraging our children. Our mission? To raise responsible, honest and compassionate adults who contribute their very best to society. Sounds easy, right?
I hate to break it you folks, but somewhere between infancy and adulthood our precious bundles of joy morph into hormonal teenage nightmares. Believe it or not, the teenage years put the “terrible two’s” to shame. Really. Lucky for you I’m here to help. These super awesome tips will take your parenting to the next level and bring you one step closer to surviving the “Terrible Teen’s”. You can thank me later.
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Get lots of rest, plenty of exercise and eat a well-balanced meal. Parenting teens is a full time job – one that requires a quick wit, stamina and a lot of creativity. Let’s face it, you’ll need all the energy you can muster to keep up with those crazy kids.
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Invest in a pair of commercial grade ear plugs. Seriously folks, teenagers are loud. Period.
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Car, cell phone, keeping up with the latest fashions… Providing for your teen’s “needs” requires a lot of moolah. Get a second job. The additional income will come in handy. And the time you’ll spend away from your kid? Score!
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Teenagers are like cows. They’ll graze all day if you let them. Hide the snacks. Unless you’re on a diet. If that’s the case, never mind.
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Put an end to your teen’s hour-long showers today! Remember: The water shut-off valve is your friend.
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Forget bribery. Threats of public embarrassment work best. An impromptu visit to your teen’s school should do the trick. Showing up with a head full of curlers and your ratty old pajamas requires extra effort, but the rewards are tenfold.
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Grow some thick skin. It’s totally normal for parents and teenagers to butt heads. They’re raging with hormones and experiencing physical and emotional changes. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Look, it’s about time you “man up” and grow some thick skin. It’s your only defense against the inevitable “I-hate-you’s.”
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Last but not least, schedule an appointment with your doctor. Pronto. Prescription meds are the way to go! By the way, they’re for you. Not the kid.
Armed with these super awesome parenting tips, you’re sure to survive the “Terrible Teen’s”. Unfortunately I can’t say the same for your teen.
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Kristi’s navigating a sea of teenage hormones, dirty diapers and a family with ever-changing needs and finding humor in it all. She blogs her butt off at Live and Love…Out Loud. Oh, and she loves her kids. Really.
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Ha! So funny…I’m going to have to keep this for when my little ones hit those dreaded teen years! Honestly, not looking forward to it. Since you seem to be handling it so well with humor and love, can I just send them your way when the time comes? Thanks for a great post:)
Sure, but only if we can trade kids. lol Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my post here at Our Mommyhood, Melissa. Have a wonderful weekend.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
Uh yeah, but please tell me by the teens they are all done being fascinated with their own poo, done dumping it in the corners of their room, done flinging it up in the air from their pull-ups like so much confetti.
Done, right?
‘Cause from where I am – in the trenches of terrible two’s with a set of real nasty (adorable but NASTY) triplets, a bunch of hormonal teenagers who have mastered the use of the toilet seems like a dream.
Yeah, I know. I’m an idiot.
(Hi Kristi!)
Haha! Sindy, you totally cracked me up. I don’t envy you at all. Dealing with three kids in the throes of the terrible two’s is downright mad! Girl, I’m praying for you and sending over lots of alcohol and bubble bath. Sounds like you need a break. lol
Thanks so much for taking the time to comment on my guest post here at Our Mommyhood. I really appreciate it.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
Love it Kristy so funny. I still have 9 years till I offically have a teenager, but I am already preparing my armor for my very opinionated daughters barbs of I hate you.
Its hate you in a good way right?
Hate to break it to you Beth, but the I-hate-you’s usually aren’t all that sweet. lol You have a few years until the teens though. Enjoy them!
Thanks so much for commenting on my guest post here at Our Mommyhood. Have a great day.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
What a list! If I survive the twos, I will be ready for the teens.
Oh, I guarantee you’ll survive the terrible two’s and I have total confidence that you’ll make it through the teen years.
Thanks for commenting on my guest post here at Our Mommyhood. It’s always nice to see a comment from you over at my blog. Have a fabulous weekend JDaniel4′s Mom.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
I can’t wait… oh wait a minute YES I CAN!
YIKES! My 7 year old is half way there… in age and attitude!
I have a strong-willed, extremely energetic 7 year old myself. Sounds like we’ll both be dealing with a couple of crazy teens in a few years. Why in the world did I have my children so far apart? lol
Thanks for taking the time to comment on my guest post here at Our Mommyhood. I really appreciate it! Have a fantastic day.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
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Oh, how I dread this!
These teenage years can definitely be dreadful! lol
Thanks for commenting on my guest post here at Our Mommyhood. It’s a great community, isn’t it? Have a great day.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
Great post Kristi. Hilarious as usual. Thanks for the tips. I’m a little scared, I must admit. But I think in some weird way they become more like monsters so we are ready to kick em out the door at some point.
You know Lish, you may be on to something there! I never thought of it that way. When they’re born, they’re so dang cute. That ensures their survival and causes our nurturing instincts to kick in. Whereas when they become teenagers, they drive us bananas…increasing our desire to kick them out! Brilliant!
Thanks for taking the time to stop by and comment on my guest post here at Our Mommyhood. You are such a sweet friend. Have a wonderful weekend Lish.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
These are great! My mother got a lot accomplished by way of the threat of public humiliation!
Isn’t public humiliation a great idea? Works every single time! lol
Thanks for commenting on my guest post here at Our Mommyhood, Kelly. Hope you have a great weekend.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
Yes, they ARE like cows, except sometimes I think cows may smell better….
Very funny post, I’m off to check out your blog!
In my son’s case, cows occasionally smell better! lol Isn’t it dumbfounding, the amount of food these teenagers consume over the course of 24 hours? These kids are cleaning my pantry out!
Thanks for taking the time to comment on my guest post here at Our Mommyhood, Sherri. It’s great to meet you! Have a wonderful day.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
You are good. You keep it humorous and factual. Great post. I’ve got an appt for my meds next month.
Tell your doctor to give you the good stuff Drama Mama! lol
I’m glad you enjoyed my guest post here at Our Mommyhood. Thanks so much for being a sweet friend and taking the time to pop over and comment. I hope you have a great weekend. Take care girl.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
So true! And like you said, most people think the ‘twos’ are tough. Just wait!
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