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She’s An “Amazon”
May 27th, 2010 | 
Author: By Honey B
I have an obsessive relationship with Amazon….and one of the reasons why is because it keeps me updated on all the baby crap that is available. LOVE it!! And one of the most entertaining things is explaining all these things to Marmot. I didn’t realize that if you’re a guy, you didn’t grow up knowing what all this amazing baby stuff is!
Now I just ordered my first Hooter Hider…omg but I love that thing. I got it in the mail and immediately modeled it for Marmot. He laughed, until I told him that not only are boobs fun to play with, but they could also save him over a $1000 on formula in the first year….suddenly, he felt that the Hooter Hider was not only a great investment, but stylish as well.
The first time Marmot saw the Tie Chair, he about fell out of his chair laughing. Let me get this straight, he says…you can tie your child to a chair? I explained that it’s portable, and good for restaurants, and uber-convenient….I explained all of that to him! But Marmot still refers to it as the baby straightjacket.
A diaper sprayer….Marmot gagged when I explained this one, and said bad words, and then swore that a cloth diaper will never cross the threshold into our house. Apparently the concept of scraping and/or spraying poop off a diaper is just more then the guy could handle. Even with the handy-dandy toilet attachment.
A doorway jumper swing. He took one look at it and said you can hang your kid in the doorway? I said yep, its fun for them, they love it, they get to bounce! He said oh you can get two of them and put them next to each other, its would be like a shoe organizer from Ikea.
Orthodontic pacifiers…ohh, it aligns their teeth before they have them he says…
Baby slings…ohh, you tie the baby to you instead of the chair he says…
The G-diaper…ohh, it’s a cloth diaper with a maxi pad he says…
All I can say is….wait until he sees a Diaper Genie…
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I’ve heard of the Hooter Hider, but never the Tie-the-kid-to-the-chair thing. I need to hit up Amazon!
Too funny! I loved my Hooter Hider but ended up not being able to breastfeed more than a few weeks. (Didn’t produce enough.) Just gifted it to my SIL and she loves it as well!
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The babykeeper. Definitely the strangest.
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Not so weird as new and amazing. This would have been awesome to have in my breast-feeding years.
That made me laugh.. I love the straight jacket tie chair.. too bad my kid’s are bigger.. that would be great.. I love Amazon too.. I am an associate, writing a book with them and I buy way too much!!!
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Not so weird as new and amazing. This would have been awesome to have in my breast-feeding years.